January 2012
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suicidedress:
creepicrawlies:
Flamingo by Dan-Hughes
flamingos are creepy fuckers. they turn pink through devouring flesh. shrimp flesh, but flesh.
If Anselm was a flamingo, what colour would he be?
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suicidedress:
these kinda look like Cleo’s Dawn of the Dance shoes, don’t they?
I WAS JUST THINKING THAT. /o\
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Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
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(dysphoria; biologically improbable sexual...
fuck dysphoria in the ear with my actual fucking dick
that is all
